(A fashion line born from spirals, sarcasm, and probably untreated mental illness.)

Welcome to Stupid Clothing™

Because the world is insane, and sometimes laughing through the chaos is the only way not to lose your mind.

I made this brand for the chronically online, the emotionally unstable, and the professionally unwell. Basically anyone who’s ever felt like their brain is a glitchy computer running on sarcasm and bad decisions.

This isn’t just about clothes. It’s about wearing your breakdown like a badge of honor. It’s about turning trauma, anxiety, capitalism, existence and those “wtf am I even doing” moments into chaotic silliness that makes you crack a smile (or at least a bitter chuckle).

Life is a dumpster fire, but you are always welcome in my swamp. This is your tribe!
Laugh with me. Cry with me. Buy a shirt because therapy’s expensive and fashion is cheaper.

Just don’t ask for a refund unless you’re ready to be emotionally manipulated into buying another shirt.