Stupid Clothing

CHIN UP TITS OUT

My grandma always said head up, chin up, shoulders back, tits up • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polye...

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Rusty Venture

When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabr...

$32.00

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Italian Stallion

I feel like this shirt is already made but ce la vetitty. Also, I'm sorry to my Sicilian peeps. As soon as I sober up I will make a Sicilian stalli...

$32.00

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THE SHOCKER

Love and devotion • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched c...

$32.00

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LIFEGAURD

DARWIN AWARD WINNERS TO THE FRONT • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-need...

$32.00

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LOST AND HORNY

I'm lost, DRUNK, and horny. I hope a tall, beautiful, buxom woman doesn't take advantage of me • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd...

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as soon as i cum, i come to my senses

Inspired by The WEEKNDS tweet • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle t...

$32.00

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Vaginaterian

I EAT IT FOR MY PLEASURE!!! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle top...

$35.00

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HOMO BRIGADE

A friendly session of oral between two friends is not gay • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxe...

$32.00

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HEMP WANTED

If you would like to donate any form of weeed please do not hesitate to contact me. I will make you lasagna. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric wei...

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I put the HOT in psycHOTic

My mood changes quicker than the weather Fuck a forecast, you'll know when a storm hits Rapid atmospheric pressure 0% chance of consistency • 100...

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CUCK U

Mangum cum loud • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched co...

$32.00

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Apple Jacked Up

I was watching psych while jacked up so ipso facto boom bam APPLE JACKED UP!! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • G...

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HEMP WANTED

I want hemp pakalolo weed grass that good good Send me a message if you can think of more names - I'm too stoned to think of more. • 100% ring-sp...

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FUCK MACHINE

I showed up I fucked Fueled the engine with alcohol Fucked again Smoked Two more fucks I'm just getting warmed up • 100% ring-spun cotton • ...

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Smooth Brain Club

I like my brains smooth and my thoughts pure. If you enjoy watching the DVD symbol bounce around the screen then this shirt is for you! No need to ...

$32.00

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Gassy Girl

IBS, stress, give my stomach a rest, bless, I now have this shirt to express. my digestive distress boom straight off the dome dropping made rhymes...

$32.00

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Hung Like a Horse

If you’re looking for a thick, structured teenis this shirt is for you. I drew the penis myself! • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz...

$32.00

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Alien and Alienating

I am too tired to think of something funny so the shirt is saying your personality or your face or your being in general is alien and your genitals...

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Turn to dog

Get On Drugs • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar...

$32.00

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Cummunity College

If you’re looking for a thick, structured pustee.... tshirt, TSHIRT. If you are looking for a structurally sound landing base, whether it be pustee...

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Homo Brigade

Our lines are straight, like the gays ain't MARCH Left, left, left, right, left left cheek, left cheek, left cheek, right cheek, left cheek ;0 • ...

$52.00

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TikTok diagnosed me with autism

Congrats! TikTok did it again and now you have a diagnosis, a personality, and probably a side hustle, all in one scroll. This shirt is for anyone ...

$32.00

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Tiktok diagnosed me with ADHD

Congrats! TikTok did it again and now you have a diagnosis, a personality, and probably a side hustle, all in one scroll. This shirt is for anyone ...

$32.00

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1% LIFE

You’re running on 1% LIFE. No willpower in sight. Might survive the day, might not. Perfect for humans who are dying inside. • 100% ring-spun cot...

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my mom thinks i'm special

Oh yes yes, look at you! Your mom says you’re special, soooo you are! Everyone else? Doesn’t matter. But your mom? She’s a genius. You wear this sh...

$32.00

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keyboard warrior_

You might not win fights in real life, but behind a screen? You’re a gladiator. This shirt honors the unsung heroes of the internet: people who try...

$32.00

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I'M JUST HERE FOR THE INHERITANCE

My five-year plan: survive long enough to cash the check. Perfect for family dinners, funerals, or casual conversations about “the estate.” • 100%...

$32.00

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I'm the brand

Some people wear brands. You, however, are the brand. This shirt is for when you’re done being free marketing for corporations and decide to moneti...

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@currentlyexploitingmyself

Ahahahhahaha I’m so punny and original! please make me an influencer so I can exploit myself for $$$$$$$. It is what I was born to do. Please!!! I ...

$32.00

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I get my news from Tiktok

This is how civilization works now. Forget facts, forget context, just scroll, cry, laugh, get emotionally dysregulated. Lose 4 hours of your day, ...

$32.00

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Les Bee Anne Hathaway

Dear Anne Hathaway, This shirt exists because of you. Every soft fold of fabric, every luscious inch of print, every chaotic pun screams your name...

$32.00

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CONVENIENCE over everything

Who has time for patience, effort, or doing literally anything remotely difficult? Microwave your ambition, uber your feelings, and nap like it's y...

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OUTCAST- on purpose

Perfect for ignoring your responsibilities, ghosting your group chats, or just existing in public like a mild inconvenience. Made of fabric that’s ...

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CAUTION: OVERSTIMULATED

Warning: Contents of this human brain may implode at any second. Approach at your own risk. Side effects include eye-rolling, panic attacks, and un...

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O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao ciao

FUCK FASCIST • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched colla...

$32.00

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Lunatic Ghost

Scooby-Doo, where the fuck are you? We got trauma to solve now. Come through with the snacks and the vibes, Before I have a breakdown. You’re not ...

$32.00

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DO AS I SAY, not as I do

For the managers. For the parents. For the president. For the cops. For the older siblings. This shirt is basically the national motto of people in...

$32.00

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Hi

Hi. I’m high. Perfect for mornings you shouldn’t be functioning, afternoons you can’t stop laughing, and evenings that make zero sense. Wear it, e...

$32.00

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TIRED

This shirt is for anyone who’s surviving on coffee, memes, and existential dread. Wear your exhaustion proudly. TIRED= the only mood that matters. ...

$32.00

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Home Sweet Home

Earth is on fire. Chaos reigns. And you? Here for the ride. • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric we...

$32.00

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Les Bee Anne

Iconic. Gay. • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²) • Yarn diameter:...

$32.00

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WHY ARE YOU SCANNING MY TITS

I know they are nice mammary sacks but why are you scanning my tits? Scan the QR code- if you dare • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 ...

$32.00

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Hang In There

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA i am not liable LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Comedy is a bubble, and the bubble encompasses many different things. This i...

$55.00

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Hang In There

I'm going to explain myself on this one. Comedy is a bubble, and the bubble encompasses many different things. This is one of those things. Laughin...

$32.00

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your husband is hot

Just thought you should know. Don’t shoot the messenger. I don’t endorse cheating. But I do support looking good while minding other people’s busin...

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your husband is hot

Just thought you should know. Don’t shoot the messenger. I don’t endorse cheating. But I do support looking good while minding other people’s busi...

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winner of the trauma olympics

Gold medal in oversharing. Silver in spiraling. Honorable mention for “most likely to joke about it.” Perfect for late-night spirals, sad walks, or...

$52.00

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WINNER OF THE TRAUMA OLYMPICS

You didn’t ask to be here - but if we’re competing, you’re taking gold. You’ve got the backstory, the therapist, the dissociation skills, and the a...

$32.00

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Why would I cook if I'm always serving

You thought this was about food? Baby, I serve looks, drama, delusion, and existential dread - daily! Wear it when you're burning dinner and bridge...

$42.00

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