Currently Exploiting Myself

Your job doesn’t care.
But I do. (Haha nah jk.)
This isn’t just a sweatshirt - it’s a cry for help in cozy cotton.
For the high-functioning, emotionally repressed, PTO-denied professionals
who answer emails with “per my last…” and cry during lunch breaks.

You're not quitting. You’re just quietly falling apart with style.

Don’t quit. Just wear the jacket as your silent rebellion.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

hehe... exploititty

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.