Stupid Clothing
i though this was therapy
i though this was therapy
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$32.00 USD
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$32.00 USD
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Because anything can be therapy if it makes you feel better - even for a moment.
Wear this while you trauma dump on your coworkers or while you take your fifth shot and text your ex.
Retail therapy is still therapy.
So go ahead, buy the shirt.
- ideal for spirals, brunches, and questionable decisions
- pairs well with hangovers and oversharing
- not covered by insurance, unfortunately
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are — but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt — just my inner child.
Wear this while you trauma dump on your coworkers or while you take your fifth shot and text your ex.
Retail therapy is still therapy.
So go ahead, buy the shirt.
- ideal for spirals, brunches, and questionable decisions
- pairs well with hangovers and oversharing
- not covered by insurance, unfortunately
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are — but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt — just my inner child.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |






