I would die for $3

Bro, I’m not even kidding.
Minimum wage ≠ minimum dignity.
This isn’t a shirt, it’s a cry for help with cute font.
Buy it before I sell a kidney on Etsy.
For legal reasons, that’s a joke. For financial reasons, it’s not.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.