Stupid Clothing
KILL ME
KILL ME
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For legal reasons, this is a joke.
For emotional reasons… kill me.
This shirt is for the people who whisper “kill me” at every minor inconvenience. Stubbed toe? Kill me. Another Zoom call that could’ve been an email? Kill me. Just remembered something embarrassing from 6 years ago? You already know.
This is a joke, but I take your life seriously. You have innate value, and we love you!
? 988 – Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (24/7, free, confidential)
? 988lifeline.org
We are proud of you. Even if you hate everything right now. (Insert ad for- FUELED BY SPITE tshirt)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 0% will to live
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
• Machine washable, unlike your feelings
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
For emotional reasons… kill me.
This shirt is for the people who whisper “kill me” at every minor inconvenience. Stubbed toe? Kill me. Another Zoom call that could’ve been an email? Kill me. Just remembered something embarrassing from 6 years ago? You already know.
This is a joke, but I take your life seriously. You have innate value, and we love you!
? 988 – Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (24/7, free, confidential)
? 988lifeline.org
We are proud of you. Even if you hate everything right now. (Insert ad for- FUELED BY SPITE tshirt)
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 0% will to live
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
• Machine washable, unlike your feelings
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
