KILLL ME SLOWLY

At one point you were screaming “KILL ME” into the void.
Now? You whisper “kill me... slowly” with a resigned smile and a face mask on. Growth.

This shirt is for the emotionally stable-ish. The ones who went from wanting to die immediately to being like, “actually... I kinda got this!?!? Just let the inevitable decay happen over time.”
Aging, taxes, knees cracking - kill me slowly, baby.

This is a joke, but I take your life seriously. SO, if you ever swing back to “kill me” without the 'slowly,' please reach out. You have innate value, and we love you!

- 988 - Suicide & Crisis Lifeline (24/7, free, confidential)
- 988lifeline.org

We are proud of you. Even if you hate everything right now. (Insert ad for- FUELED BY SPITE tshirt)• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.

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