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LOBOTOMY DEPR. EST. 1946
LOBOTOMY DEPR. EST. 1946
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$32.00 USD
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I need a lobotomy. ASAP
This shirt is for anyone whose brain is just screams, static, and intrusive thoughts. Featuring the iconic “ice pick through the eyeball” logo of the Lobotomy Department (est. 1946 — ruining lives with surgical precision), it's giving certifiable with a side of stab-my-frontal-lobe.
Ideal for:
– spiraling in style
– romanticizing your dissociation
– looking good while begging the void for peace
Wear it to therapy. Wear it to bed. Wear it until someone finally sedates you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lobotomy not included.
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
This shirt is for anyone whose brain is just screams, static, and intrusive thoughts. Featuring the iconic “ice pick through the eyeball” logo of the Lobotomy Department (est. 1946 — ruining lives with surgical precision), it's giving certifiable with a side of stab-my-frontal-lobe.
Ideal for:
– spiraling in style
– romanticizing your dissociation
– looking good while begging the void for peace
Wear it to therapy. Wear it to bed. Wear it until someone finally sedates you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Lobotomy not included.
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
