LOBOTOMY DEPT. EST. 1946

I need a lobotomy. Immediately.

This shirt is for anyone whose brain is just screams, static, and unskippable intrusive thoughts. Featuring the iconic “ice pick through the eyeball” logo of the Lobotomy Department (est. 1946 — ruining lives with surgical precision), it's giving certifiable with a side of stab-my-frontal-lobe.

Ideal for:
– spiraling in style
– romanticizing your dissociation
– looking cute while begging the void for peace

Wear it to therapy. Wear it to bed. Wear it until someone finally sedates you.

· 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
· Athletic Heather is 94% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 6% polyester fleece
· Fabric weight: 10 oz./yd.² (339 g/m²)
· Slightly dropped sleeves
· Relaxed, oversized unisex fit
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.

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