Why would I cook if I'm always serving

You thought this was about food? Baby, I serve looks, drama, delusion, and existential dread - daily! Wear it when you're burning dinner and bridges.

• 100% polyester
• Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (310 g)
• Button-adjustable black twill straps
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China