Stupid Clothing
WINNER OF THE TRAUMA OLYMPICS
WINNER OF THE TRAUMA OLYMPICS
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You didn’t ask to be here - but if we’re competing, you’re taking gold.
You’ve got the backstory, the therapist, the dissociation skills, and the ability to make any conversation weird in under 10 seconds.
You don't trauma dump — you trauma DOMINATE.
This shirt is your medal. Wear it to therapy, court, or dinner with the family.
Congratulations, champ.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
You’ve got the backstory, the therapist, the dissociation skills, and the ability to make any conversation weird in under 10 seconds.
You don't trauma dump — you trauma DOMINATE.
This shirt is your medal. Wear it to therapy, court, or dinner with the family.
Congratulations, champ.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
