winner of the trauma olympics

Gold medal in oversharing. Silver in spiraling. Honorable mention for “most likely to joke about it.”
Perfect for late-night spirals, sad walks, or pretending you're okay at family functions.

It’s not just cozy - it’s coping.
Wrap yourself in unresolved issues and softness. You earned it!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.

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