your husband is hot

Just thought you should know. Don’t shoot the messenger. I don’t endorse cheating. But I do support looking good while minding other people’s business. Wear responsibly (or don’t, I'm not your moral compass).



• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.