your husband is hot

Just thought you should know.
Don’t shoot the messenger.
I don’t endorse cheating. But I do support looking good while minding other people’s business.
Wear responsibly (or don’t, I'm not your moral compass).

• 100% combed cotton
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This shirt doesn’t exist yet.
We make it just for you after you order.
So yeah, it takes a minute to get to your doorstep.
But hey, we’re not into mass-producing landfill fashion.
Well… maybe we are - but only one shirt at a time.
No children were harmed in the making of this shirt - just my inner child.